Is this thing on?
I'll be honest, I'm just trying to see if I can post posts from Netlify CMS. Nothing much to add right now, so here's some fun tweets I like.
Worst thing on Twitter is when you click "Show additional replies" and nothing appears. I wanted to see some stupid bullshit from a dickhead
— Colm (@emordino) August 30, 2018
Some vampires adopt common dog names so that people will accidentally call them inside.
— The CryptoNaturalist (@CryptoNature) November 1, 2018
Inventor: so a flying balloon
Me: i'm with you
Inventor: big flame over your head
Me: sounds good
Inventor: no steering
Me: excellent
Inventor: *snorting coke* and you're in a wicker basket
Me: i'm in
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant) October 29, 2018
MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it’s called—
ME: An octo-lie.
PROFESSOR: …Metachrosis.
ME:
PROFESSOR:
ME: Mocktopus.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) July 8, 2018
It’s wild that climate change is completely solvable, except that everyone in a position to solve it is an asshole
— pixelated still too early for a christmas name (@pixelatedboat) October 8, 2018
Queer eye, but for codebases
— Sophie Koonin (@type__error) September 11, 2018
siri no pic.twitter.com/ml7IfLEPZH
— Sophie Alpert (@sophiebits) August 30, 2018
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
— robotic crab (beep) (@roboticcrab) September 7, 2018